1. Pouring vodka in every drink so I can deal with my dad.

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  2. maritzac:

what boxes

    maritzac:

    what boxes

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  3. tupacabra:

    prettygirlfrommichigan:

    tupacabra:

    name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

    wat are u talking about they all make scents

    shut the fuck up

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  6. thorsicle:

    freckles-and-ferns:

    thorsicle:

    oedipus came in and out of the same vagina

    motherfucker

    yeah essentially

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  8. memeofficial:

Surfboart

    memeofficial:

    Surfboart

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  10. nosdrinker:

    my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

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  11. audino:

    “youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”

    image

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  12. jesusdoesyoga:

Calm the fuck down brendon

    jesusdoesyoga:

    Calm the fuck down brendon

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  13. cyberpapi:

    cyberpapi:

    cyberpapi:

    wrestling with your girlfriend is a cute experience that everyone should try

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    image

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  15. dialupmodem:

    uunq:

    chesterthecheetah:

    okay tumblr i have a game

    take this image and keep adding onto it

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    image

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